This week’s astrology feels like hosting a dinner party where none of the guests RSVP’d, but everyone brought a vibe: One guest arrives early with a to-do list and disinfectant wipes, rearranging your furniture before you’ve even offered a drink. Another breezes in wearing linen and carrying
Today, we’re thrilled to roll out a feature that puts even more power in your hands: Message Reactions. You can now tap any message from Celeste to instantly share your feedback. It’s a simple feature with a vital purpose: to help us build the most accurate and resonant
Venus rules what you love. Uranus rules what sets you free. And when the two meet at 29°, you don’t get to stay the same. Let’s talk about 29 degrees. No, not the weather—though yes, it is getting hot in here. In astrology, 29° of any sign
The astrology of this week is like one of those extremely heartfelt reality show episodes where everyone cries, gets motivated, then dramatically backslides in time for the season finale. Let’s unpack it. June 9: Jupiter Enters Cancer Jupiter—the planet of growth, blessings, and enthusiastic overdoing—has officially slipped
Chart Snapshot for Nicole Kidman: Gemini ☀, Sagittarius ☾, Scorpio ⦽ There are two kinds of people in this world: those who blink politely when you mention Big Little Lies, and those who would commit actual crimes to protect Nicole Kidman’s character in Expats. Nicole turns 58 this June 20, but according
This week, the cosmos is not subtle. We are closing out Jupiter’s flashy, fast-talking year in Gemini with a planetary finale that feels like the end of a chaotic group chat. Let’s break it down. June 5: Venus Enters Taurus Venus, planet of pleasure, money, beauty, and doing
This week is a high-frequency broadcast of possibility, distraction, ideas, contradictions, brilliant realizations, and revelatory chats. Try to keep up! Monday, May 26: Gemini New Moon The headliner is a new moon in Gemini, arriving on Monday, May 26, when the moon joins the sun at 6 degrees. Mercury, the
This week is a cocktail of flirty chaos, unfiltered curiosity, and a cosmic slap reminding you that time is real. Say yes. Be hot. Start the thing. Tuesday, May 20: Gemini Season Begins If you’ve recently found yourself saying things like “I should text my ex” or “I should
Listen up, stargazers and skeptics, because we're about to dive headfirst into the surprisingly ancient history behind the wildly popular modern Horoscope. Yes, those little blurbs you and 70 million other Americans sneak a peek at daily while pretending to read serious news. The ones that tell you,
Choosing a cat is a Big Deal. It’s right up there with deciding whether to get bangs or finally learning how to fold a fitted sheet. You're making a real commitment, contrary to most of the Tinder dates you've bravely (or foolishly) endured. This isn&
Hey you! Yes, you! Are you having a weird week? A weird month? A weird year? Well, given the intense planetary configuration taking shape in the sky right now, I feel it’s a safe bet your birth chart includes at least one significant placement in a fixed sign (Taurus,
Text Celeste to better understand yourself and how you relate to others. The intricate tapestry of the mother-daughter relationship is practically its own branch of cosmic study. Woven with threads of profound connection, frustrating knots, and patterns that repeat with the uncanny precision of planetary cycles–or that never-ending unsolicited
If the current astrological (or political) climate has you hankering for a stiff drink, rest assured I am right there with you. But before you reach for whatever boring, pandemic-era spirits are leftover in the back of your cabinet, as your (self-appointed) personal Cosmic Mixologist, let us first consult the
Okay, cosmic comrades and future puppet masters! Gather 'round, because your favorite slightly cynical (but devastatingly accurate) stargazer is here to spill the celestial tea. You want friends? You want influence? Honey, Dale Carnegie was cute, but he didn't have the ephemeris on his side. Forget boring
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Birth Chart
You can probably relate to your Sun sign. You know, the one you find in most outlets that maps to a range of dates, like July 23 - August 22? Or the typical answer given to What's your sign? "Your sign" is the part of the
Venus is the planet of beauty, justice, and magnetism. So naturally, she has some influence on your fashion. Want to look and feel like the very best version of yourself every time you get dressed this summer? Pull up your birth chart, find your Venus sign, and read on. (No
Pets
All dogs are perfect, if you ask me. But Astrology can reveal the characteristics of your ideal four-legged friend. You’ll want to pull up your birth chart and check your rising sign for the most astrologically accurate assessment! ARIES For Aries, whose blazing energy is tempered by an unexpectedly
Aries
If you like them, tell them. Directly. Maybe even loudly. They appreciate clarity. Ambiguity is for Libras and people choosing paint colors. An Aries wants to know where they stand, preferably yesterday.
And if you ask me, the Libra rising theory makes a lot of sense due to what it suggests about her life as of late–and about her compatibility with Travis Kelce. Which looks, dare I say, insane.